PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE

My relate counsellor
Told me I was 'passive aggressive'
I didn't know if that was because
I reminded her of Steve McQueen
Or is it that I just didn't give a toss

It was in 'Bullet' that Steve McQueen
Played his most 'passive aggressive'
Keith Moon from The Who lived
next door to Steve for a while
I would have thought that would have
Made Steve 'aggressive'

Keith busted up with his wife
While he was living there
She later moved in Ian McClagen
From the Small Faces
Keith's counsellor probably said
He was 'fucking bonkers'

Mine told me I was 'passive aggressive'
And all of that came to mind
I sat there thinking
"If she calls me 'passive aggressive'
One more time
I'll kick her fucking head in"
Of course, I didn't show that
In my facial expressions
or my general posture
Neither did I do it
But she knew
She knew all right