SID AND NANCY DO SAINSBURYS

Nancy stares into Sid's glazed eyes
Sid lets his hand stray across her thighs
In the cold meat section
You can hear their sighs
When Sid and Nancy do Sainsburys

In frozen foods the air is cool
And Sid presses Nancy up against the wall
Its not the Haagen Das making them drawl
When Sid and Nancy do Sainsburys

In the aisle marked coffee and teas
Sid looks at Nancy and drops to his knees
To taste the difference, Nancy's pleased
When Sid and Nancy do Sainsburys

In the warmth of cooked chickens
Next to the deli
Sid puts his hands on Nancy's belly
CCTV gets it all on the telly
When Sid and Nancy do Sainsburys

A stack of toilet tissue falls to the floor
Nancy stares at Sid
begging more more more
Sid sticks his tongue into her jaw
When Sid and Nancy do Sainsburys

From fruit and veg to check out till
For Sid and Nancy it's thrill thrill thrill
If it wasn't for closing time
They'd be there still
When Sid and Nancy do Sainsburys