THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS STEVE

If you need some art work done
And your designer is away on leave
Don't despair, pick up the phone
And call the artist formally known as Steve

When all hope is lost for that airbrushing job
Don't just cry on your sleeve
Get in your car, go down the Bells
And search for the artist formally known as Steve

When your colour scheme's clashing
Don't look at it and start to heave
Get it sorted, get the job done
By the artist formally known as Steve

When your posters are late
No point in starting to grieve
Open a bottle, fill up a glass
And toast the artist formally known as Steve

Let it be known he's the best in the land
He's worthy of all he receives
So roll up a note, cut up a line
For the artist formally known as Steve