SAGA LOUT

The tattoos may be faded
But don't be in any doubt
If you wind me up
You're as good as dead
'cause I'm a Saga Lout

I'll take no shit from no one
If you cross me on my day out
Show me respect
Keep up your guard
'cause I'm a Saga Lout

I holidays with club 80 - 50
Last year I pulled some old trout
Gave a good old seeing too
in her hotel room
'cause I'm a Saga Lout

I may get cheap car insurance
My teeth may all come out
But don't look at me like
that sonny jim
'cause I'm a Saga Lout

I read books at arms length
My pension is worth nout
But zimmer frame or
no zimmer frame
I'm still a Saga Lout

My hearing is going a little
Sometimes you may need to shout
But be careful
of what you are saying
'cause I'm a Saga Lout

Don't be fooled by this arthritis
I'm still on for many a bout
I don't mind punching
below the belt
'cause I'm a Saga Lout

My knees have started playing up
My nose hair is starting to sprout
But don't judge me
By my appearance
I am still a Saga Lout

I suffer from chronic indigestion
My big toes are swollen with gout
Be we all get older
But I won't fade away
Because I am a Saga Lout