DEAD SEA MAGIC

It's thick and it's creamy
It's slippery and it's dreamy
It makes your entry smooth as silk
Dead Sea Magic, lover’s milk

It doesn't matter which way you go
Back or front, fast or slow
Dead Sea Magic makes it right
Keeps it lubricated throughout the night

Its good for fingers, good for fists
Night time fun, like gorillas in the mist
Life without it would be tragic,
Once you've discovered Dead Sea Magic

It's not so greasy as Baby Oil
Or even Vaseline on your foil
DSM just can't be beat,
And it will wash right out of your sheet

If ever a product was made for love
Dead Sea Magic is from heaven above
Spread it thinly, spread it thick
DSM will do the trick

Squeeze DSM in the palm of your hands
Spread that love cream over those glands
Dead Sea Magic has no smell
Dead Sea Magic will serve you well