THE OLD LADY AND THE JOINT

There was an old lady who smoked a joint
I can't see the point in smoking a joint
Perhaps she’s high

There was an old lady who drank some dizzy
That made her head feel whizzy and fizzy
She drank the dizzy to chase the joint
I can't see the point in smoking a joint
Perhaps she’s high

There was an old lady who snorted some speed
She didn't need to snort that speed
She snorted the speed to chase the dizzy
That made her head feel whizzy and fizzy
She drank the dizzy to chase the joint
I can't see the point in smoking a joint
Perhaps she’s high

There was an old lady who free-based some coke
She was completely broke after free-basing coke
She free-based the coke to cut the speed
She snorted the speed to chase the dizzy
That made her head feel whizzy and fizzy
She drank the dizzy to chase the joint
I can't see the point in smoking a joint
Perhaps she’s high

There was an old lady who dropped a trip
Oh how un-hip, dropping a trip
She dropped the trip to chase the coke
She free-based the coke to cut the speed
She snorted the speed to chase the dizzy
That made her head feel whizzy and fizzy
She drank the dizzy to chase the joint
I can't see the point in smoking a joint
Perhaps she’s high

There was an old lady who swallowed an E
Oh deary me, she swallowed an E
She swallowed the E to cut the trip
She dropped trip to chase the coke
She free-based the coke to cut the speed
She swallowed the speed to chase the dizzy
That made her head feel whizzy and fizzy
She drank the dizzy to chase the joint
I can't see the point in smoking a joint
Perhaps she’s high

There was an old lady who smoked some crack
She nearly lost track after smoking that crack
She smoked the crack to chase the E
She swallowed the E to cut the trip
She dropped trip to chase the coke
She free-based the coke to cut the speed
She snorted the speed to chase the dizzy
That made her head feel whizzy and fizzy
She drank the dizzy to chase the joint
I can't see the point in smoking a joint
Perhaps she’s high

There was an old lady who skin-popped some morphine
She went into a dream after skin-popping morphine
She skin-popped the morphine to chase the crack
She smoked the crack to chase the E
She swallowed the E to cut the trip
She dropped the trip to chase the coke
She free-based the coke to cut the speed
She snorted the speed to chase the dizzy
That made her head feel whizzy and fizzy
She drank the dizzy to chase the joint
I can't see the point in smoking a joint
Perhaps she’s high

There was an old lady who shot some methodone
You should have heard her moan after shooting methadone
She shot the methadone to chase the morphine
She skin-popped the morphine to chase the crack
She smoked the crack to chase the E
She swallowed the E to cut the trip
She dropped the trip to chase the coke
She free-based the coke to cut the speed
She snorted the speed to chase the dizzy
That made her head feel whizzy and fizzy
She drank the dizzy to chase the joint
I can't see the point in smoking a joint
Perhaps get high

There was an old lady who main lined some horse
She's high of course!